Vinny Who<br /> <p style="text-align:center"><img src="" title="" alt="" class="bbcodeimg" align="absmiddle" /></p>Vinny Who is a <span style="text-decoration:line-through"> <span style="text-decoration:line-through"> television program </span> </span> series of forum posts that detail the adventures of The Vinny. The Vinny is the last surviving team lord from the planet Galliflorida. The rest of his kind were wiped out in the Last Great Time Wart.<br /> <br /> <br /> The Vinny stole a phone booth and began travelling through all of time and space. It can be a jolly good time, but he also runs into his fair share of trouble! Stay tuned for <span style="text-decoration:line-through"> more useless spam </span> exciting adventures!53Tue, 08 Mar 2016 23:19:19 +0000Bibby: The Vinny just can&#039;t get enough of those phone booths!<br /> <br /> This&#039;ll be fun.1Wed, 09 Mar 2016 07:51:17 +0000DustinVG:<br /> <p style="text-align:center"><strong>EPISODE 1: THE LONE GALLI</strong><strong>FLORIDIAN</strong><br /> <img src="" title="" alt="" class="bbcodeimg" align="absmiddle" /><br /> </p><br /> The Vinny sat in his TORTOISE (Time Or Relative Time Operative Intense Space Explorer) after finishing a visit to the signing of the Declaration of Independence. &quot;It sure was interesting to experience this bit of American history again. I&#039;ve lost count of how many times I&#039;ve watched.&quot; The Vinny thought to himself. &quot;However, I could really use a companion. Somebody to share these magical historical events with.&quot;<br /> <br /> The Vinny sat and pondered how he could achieve such an end. &quot;Most of my race is dead,&quot; The Vinny thought to himself, &quot;so I really doubt they&#039;ll be in a position to go places with me. What can a man with a time machine and practical free will over the laws of physics do?&quot;<br /> <br /> Vinny decides to travel to Jacksonville, Florida (no relation to his hometown of Jakksonvull, Galliflorida) in the year 2016 to search for a companion.<br /> <br /> Who shall it be, dear readers? Who shall disregard all common sense and travel through time with this alien man?53Wed, 09 Mar 2016 17:30:11 +0000Bibby: WISELY MY FRIENDS1Wed, 09 Mar 2016 17:58:21 +0000Friendly Dictator: stepside49Thu, 10 Mar 2016 17:26:10 +0000DustinVG:<p style="text-align:center"><strong><br /> Episode 2: Getting Sidetracked<br /> </p></strong><br /> The Vinny leaves his TORTOISE and looks onto the vast and Jackson-y landscape of Jacksonville. &quot;Ah, Jacksonville. I forgot how lovely and completely unlike my hometown it is.&quot; The Vinny muses. However, something isn&#039;t right. There is a tense air in Jacksonville.<br /> <br /> <strong>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM</strong><br /> <br /> Suddenly, an explosion so loud it nearly causes The Vinny to spill his Cheerwine™. &quot;What could that have been?&quot; The Vinny wonders. &quot;Maybe an investigation is in order.&quot; The Vinny locates the source of the explosion: Cliax Enterprises. &quot;Wait a minute...&quot; says The Vinny, &quot;This company isn&#039;t supposed to exist yet! Cliax Enterprises comes into existence in the year 5000!&quot;<br /> <br /> Suddenly, The Vinny is bumped into by a strange woman...53Thu, 10 Mar 2016 19:57:31 +0000Bibby:! I hate it when I lose some perfectly good Cheerwine™!1Thu, 10 Mar 2016 21:21:18 +0000DustinVG:<p style="text-align:center"><strong>Episode 3: I Need to Cliax You a Question</strong></p><br /> <br /> &quot;WOAH!&quot; says The Vinny, clearly shocked by the sudden impact. &quot;What&#039;s the big hurry?&quot; &quot;Out of the way!&quot; the girl replied. &quot;If I don&#039;t get out of here quick, I&#039;m gonna be in huge trouble!&quot; The Vinny was concerned, but also puzzled. &quot;What&#039;s the trouble? Maybe I can help.&quot;<br /> <br /> Suddenly, a group of burly men burst out of the Cliax Enterprises building. &quot;&#039;Ey boss, dere she is!&quot; one of the men says. Suddenly, the girl was being chased by 3 different men. &quot;What&#039;s going on here?!&quot; The Vinny yells. &quot;Alright, that help is sounding pretty good to me now!&quot; the girl yells back to The Vinny. &quot;Alright, follow me!&quot; he says.<br /> <br /> Suddenly, The Vinny joins in on the chase. &quot;Follow me!&quot; he says. &quot;Where are we headed?!&quot; asks the girl. &quot;You&#039;ll see!&quot;, The Vinny replies. &quot;Quick, into that phone booth!&quot; The two burst through the doors and close them quickly behind them. &quot;Phew, that was a close one.&quot; says the girl, clearly relieved. &quot;But how are we gonna get aw-&quot;<br /> <br /> The girl stood in awe of what she was witnessing. &quot;But it&#039;s bi- bi-&quot; the girl stammers. &quot;Bigger on the inside?&quot; says The Vinny. &quot;Yeah, that&#039;s the beauty of team lord technology. Not only that, but we can travel to almost any location in all of time and space.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;So, where we heading?&quot; asks the girl. The Vinny got a somewhat stern, confused look on his face. &quot;Well, first, we need to figure out what&#039;s up with time. Cliax Enterprises isn&#039;t supposed to exist in this time.&quot; &quot;What do you mean?&quot; the girl replied. &quot;Cliax Enterprises has always existed in the year 2016.&quot; &quot;No, see, the truth is that it hasn&#039;t. You haven&#039;t purposefully time traveled, so you haven&#039;t developed the awareness of temporal change. Something or someone is messing with the course of history. Historical events are beginning to bleed into eachother.&quot;<br /> <br /> The Vinny pauses. &quot;Say, what&#039;s your name?&quot; &quot;Vanessa Stepside.&quot; the girl replies.<br /> <br /> 53Mon, 21 Mar 2016 17:07:07 +0000Bibby: about this is perfect. Especially the title.1Mon, 21 Mar 2016 17:47:12 +0000fireball3k: when the hell is ol&#039; bud mueller gonna join this party? he&#039;s from vinny vinnyson&#039;s game, you know104Mon, 21 Mar 2016 20:26:21 +0000DustinVG:<p style="text-align:center"><strong>Episode 4: We Don&#039;t Need Roads</strong><br /> <br /> <img src="" title="" alt="" class="bbcodeimg" align="absmiddle" /></p><br /> <br /> The Vinny and Vanessa stepped out of the TORTOISE and looked onto their immediate surroundings. It was the year 5000, which Vanessa supposedly hailed from. &quot;Does any of this seem familiar to you?&quot; The Vinny asked. &quot;Afraid not.&quot; Vanessa replied.<br /> <br /> Suddenly, The Vinny started to shiver. &quot;Something is... wrong. Something&#039;s not right here.&quot; The Vinny said to himself. &quot;What do you think it is?&quot; Vanessa asked. &quot;I don&#039;t know, but I plan to investigate.&quot; The Vinny replies.<br /> <br /> They searched and searched, but never found anything. &quot;Maybe there&#039;s nothing here. Maybe you were just wrong.&quot; Vanessa says. &quot;No, a team lord doesn&#039;t get this kind of feeling for just no reason.&quot; The Vinny replies. &quot;There&#039;s something I&#039;m missing. Something staring me in the face, but no matter how I try, I can&#039;t... see it.&quot;<br /> <br /> Suddenly, The Vinny realized what was going on. &quot;Somebody must have placed a perception filter on something.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;What&#039;s that?&quot; asked Vanessa. &quot;A perception filter is a device that prevents us from noticing something. It&#039;s not invisible, but it prevents us from acknowledging its existence. Almost as if we don&#039;t <em>want</em> to.&quot; he replies. &quot;We need to look for something that our brains are steering us away from.&quot;53Sun, 03 Apr 2016 19:32:29 +0000Bibby: suspense is building!<br /> <br /> <div class="quote"><div class="quotee">Dustinvgmaster</div>Action Neko release date: the end of time</div><br /> I like how the plot of Vinny Who transitions perfectly into Dustin&#039;s signature.<br /> <br /> Also, <a href="" rel="nofollow"> don&#039;t forget to listen to this </a> while you read the topic. Make sure Flash is enabled before you click the link.1Sun, 03 Apr 2016 19:38:59 +0000DustinVG:<div class="quote"><div class="quotee">Bibby</div><div class="quote"><div class="quotee">Dustinvgmaster</div>Action Neko release date: the end of time</div><br /> I like how the plot of Vinny Who transitions perfectly into Dustin&#039;s signature.</div><br /> Yeah, the second arc is actually gonna be about The Vinny searching for Action Neko. :V<br /> 53Sun, 03 Apr 2016 19:42:51 +0000DustinVG: IT BEEN AGES?! IT SURE HAS! HERE BE SOME VINNY WHO!<br /> <br /> <p style="text-align:center"><strong>Episode 5: The Anomaly</strong></p><br /> <br /> Vinny and Vanessa searched and searched. Their minds were open and their eyes were peeled, but it took them hours to find even the slightest clue. However, eventually, they found the old (or new, rather) site of Cliax Enterprises.<br /> <br /> &quot;This seems to be the place.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;How can you be so sure?&quot; Vanessa replies. &quot;Because I keep forgetting that it exists.&quot; he replies back. &quot;Yeah, that would do it.&quot; Vanessa says with a chuckle. &quot;What would do it?&quot; The Vinny says in a confused fashion. &quot;You forgetting about the site.&quot; she replies. &quot;What site?&quot; he says. &quot;OH! That one.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Well, I guess the next step would be to step inside it and see what happens.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;Are you sure that&#039;s safe?&quot; Vanessa asks. &quot;No, not really. If I had some other team lords here, I may be able to get a second opinion, but that can&#039;t happen.&quot; he replies. &quot;Why not?&quot; Vanessa asks. &quot;Because, well, they came down with a bad case of... not being alive.&quot;<br /> <br /> The Vinny pauses for a moment and melodramatically contemplates the fate of his race. &quot;Well, I suppose we don&#039;t have all day. No wait, we do because we&#039;re time travellers. Either way, I&#039;m going in.&quot; 53Tue, 19 Apr 2016 19:16:42 +0000Bibby: Vinny melodramatically contemplates the fate of his race when he sees social media posts and political ads. Perhaps he should go back in time to stop those.<br /> <br /> <div class="quote"><div class="quotee">Vanessa Stepside</div>You forgetting about the site.</div><br /> [url=]<span style="text-decoration:line-through"> Surely not this one! </span>[/url]1Tue, 19 Apr 2016 21:55:44 +0000DustinVG: that today is Vinny/Bibby&#039;s birthday, I feel posting a Vinny Who would be very appropriate!<br /> <br /> <p style="text-align:center"><strong>Episode 6: Fade to White</strong></p><br /> <br /> The Vinny steps inside the former site of Cliax Enterprises. He stands there for a moment, but nothing seems to happen. &quot;Hm. It doesn&#039;t look like anything is happening.&quot; says Vanessa. &quot;Think again!&quot; The Vinny says with a grin. &quot;Step inside.&quot; &quot;I&#039;m... not sure I want to.&quot; Vanessa says hesitantly. &quot;Come on, you&#039;ll be fine!&quot; The Vinny replies.<br /> <br /> Vanessa steps inside and nothing happens. &quot;Look closely.&quot; The Vinny says to Vanessa. &quot;I don&#039;t see anything.&quot; she says. &quot;Closer.&quot; he replies. Vanessa looks and squints as hard as possible. To her surprise, she sees the faint outline of Cliax Enterprises. &quot;Of course!&quot; Vanessa says. &quot;I remember now! This is where it&#039;s supposed to be!&quot; &quot;It&#039;s almost like I said so or something.&quot; The Vinny replies.<br /> <br /> &quot;It seems that the building is in a state of time flux. It&#039;s partially stuck between two eras and both are fighting for dominance.&quot; The Vinny explains. After a bit of time, they step outside and find themselves back in 2016. &quot;How did we get back here?!&quot; Vanessa asks. &quot;The pull seems to be stronger in this era. Standing in the site for that long pulled us back into the dominant era.&quot; The Vinny explains.<br /> <br /> &quot;So, how do we get it back?&quot; Vanessa asks. &quot;I don&#039;t know. This kind of rip in the fabric of time takes massive amounts of power. The kind of power humans and most other species won&#039;t have access to for centuries. It would take...&quot;<br /> <br /> The Vinny&#039;s previously confused expression turned to one of dread. &quot;Take what? What would it take?&quot; Vanessa asks.<br /> <br /> &quot;It would take... a team lord.&quot;53Thu, 21 Apr 2016 15:07:18 +0000Bibby: maybe we&#039;ll need to raid that underground Cliaxium research center that WikiLeaks reported on in A.D. 2016...1Thu, 21 Apr 2016 22:47:46 +0000DustinVG: a short one to get us back into the swing after so long.<br /> <br /> <p style="text-align:center"><strong>Episode 7: Not So Lone?</strong></p><br /> <br /> &quot;It can&#039;t be. It can&#039;t be!&quot; The Vinny says hysterically. &quot;What can&#039;t be?&quot; Vanessa asks. &quot;The... the team lords. It seems one survived.&quot; The Vinny replies. &quot;So? Isn&#039;t that a good thing?&quot; Vanessa asks. &quot;Well... not really.&quot; The Vinny responds. &quot;I may have... romanticized the memory of my people. They were bad, Vanessa. A bunch of pompous stagnant fools with too much power.&quot;<br /> <br /> The Vinny runs inside the Cliax Enterprises building. &quot;Show yourself! I know you&#039;re here!&quot; The Vinny yells. However, he is met with only deafening silence. &quot;I SAID COME OUT!&quot; he insists. There is a brief pause before footsteps are heard. &quot;Fine, fine, you don&#039;t have to shout.&quot; a man replies. &quot;Who are you?!&quot; The Vinny asks. &quot;Who... am I?&quot; the man replies. &quot;Which team lord are you?!&quot; The Vinny asks louder. &quot;I believe you know me quite well, Vincent.&quot; the man says. The man walks into view and his face is clear.<br /> <br /> &quot;It&#039;s... you.&quot; The Vinny says.53Mon, 30 May 2016 13:12:19 +0000Bibby: wonder who this you is.1Tue, 31 May 2016 21:06:57 +0000DustinVG:<p style="text-align:center"><strong>Episode 8: Dustin for Prince</strong><br /> <img src="" title="" alt="" class="bbcodeimg" align="absmiddle" /></p><br /> <br /> &quot;It&#039;s been a while, The Vinny.&quot; the man says. As he steps out of the shadows, The Vinny recognizes him as his childhood friend The VGMaster. &quot;I thought I was the only one.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;I thought everyone else died. What have you been doing all this time?&quot; &quot;I have been planning my next move. My plans. My ambition.&quot; The VGMaster replies. &quot;You were playing StarTropics, weren&#039;t you?&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;................................Maybe.&quot; The VGMaster replies.<br /> <br /> &quot;What <em>is</em> your plan, anyway?&quot; The Vinny asks. &quot;What? You think I&#039;m just going to tell you my entire plan with nothing in it for myself besides a brief moment of indulging my own ego?&quot; The VGMaster scoffs. &quot;Yeah, pretty much.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;Alright, fine.&quot; The VGMaster says.<br /> <br /> &quot;As you know, I was banished from Galliflorida for attempting to overthrow the government and make it illegal to not play StarTropics.&quot; The VGMaster says. &quot;Those darned fools wouldn&#039;t know a good ruler or a good game if it bit them in the behind! So, I decided that if I couldn&#039;t rule Galliflorida, I would rule my own world. This world. I stole the largest collection of cliaxium in the universe and brought it to this present time. In a mere few minutes, I will hold the entire world ransom. Make me ruler or I&#039;ll use this cliaxium to blow up the planet.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;You&#039;re insane!&quot; The Vinny yells, clearly horrified. &quot;Of course I am. When were you under the impression I wasn&#039;t?&quot; The VGMaster says.53Thu, 30 Jun 2016 00:47:10 +0000Friendly Dictator: a gripping story49Thu, 30 Jun 2016 11:13:16 +0000Bibby: beware of StarTropics. StarTropics people are dangerous - especially when they&#039;re VGMasters.1Thu, 30 Jun 2016 12:34:28 +0000DustinVG:<p style="text-align:center"><strong>Episode 9: Make Haste and Chase to Race</strong></p><br /> <br /> Suddenly, The VGMaster burst into a breakneck speed and ran right past The Vinny and out the door. &quot;Where&#039;d he go?!&quot; Vanessa asked worriedly. &quot;He ran past me! But that speed was ridiculous! How can he manage that?!&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;Whatever he&#039;s up to, we have to follow him and make sure he doesn&#039;t manage to blow up the planet or anything!&quot;<br /> <br /> They both ran out the door. &quot;Let&#039;s split up.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;If we split up, it&#039;s rumored that we may be able to corner him.&quot; &quot;Rumored?&quot; Vanessa asks. &quot;That&#039;s my thing, don&#039;t steal it.&quot; The Vinny says. The Vinny runs East while Vanessa makes a mad dash for the West. They search for any clues that might lead them to The VGMaster. Eventually, Vanessa spots a gray piece of plastic.<br /> <br /> &quot;Wait a second, this is StarTropics! That was the game he said he was playing. He had to have been here.&quot; Vanessa says. Vanessa pulls out her cliaxium whip and uses it as a grappling hook to reach the rooftops. She scans the area and sees a sudden flash of motion. The VGMaster ran right past her with no time for her to react. &quot;Ugh! It&#039;s no use!&quot; Vanessa says exasperatedly. &quot;I just don&#039;t understand. With that kind of speed, he could make any sort of move he wanted in an instant.&quot;<br /> <br /> Vanessa pauses for a moment. &quot;Wait, unless he&#039;s trying to stall us.&quot; The revelation shocked Vanessa. &quot;Oh no, I have to tell The Vinny right away!&quot; However, she&#039;s struck from behind and falls unconscious. 53Mon, 18 Jul 2016 17:53:08 +0000Bibby: like how Vanessa has suddenly learned how to use her super-powerful Cliaxium Whip, a previously-unmentioned gadget that sounds helpful. This would come in handy... if she was conscious.<br /> <br /> <div class="quote"><div class="quotee">Vinny Who</div>Let&#039;s split up.</div><br /> <img src="" title="" alt="" class="bbcodeimg" align="absmiddle" />1Mon, 18 Jul 2016 18:58:03 +0000DustinVG:<div class="quote"><div class="quotee">Bibby</div>I like how Vanessa has suddenly learned how to use her super-powerful Cliaxium Whip, a previously-unmentioned gadget that sounds helpful. This would come in handy... if she was conscious.</div><br /> <br /> To be fair, most of the (completely made up as I go along) story up to this point has been investigation. Can&#039;t imagine a superpowered future whip device would be too useful in that circumstance.<br /> <br /> 53Tue, 19 Jul 2016 15:08:56 +0000Bibby:;s true. Still, investigation is a lot more awesome when you can throw around a superpowered future whip device with moderate frequency.1Tue, 19 Jul 2016 21:03:21 +0000DustinVG:<p style="text-align:center"><strong>Episode 10: The Ultimatum</strong></p><br /> <br /> &quot;Alas, still no sign of him.&quot; The Vinny said. &quot;I wonder if Vanessa is having better luck.&quot; &quot;Hello there, El Vincent!&quot; booms a voice behind him. The Vinny turns around and sees The VGMaster with Vanessa in a headlock or something. &quot;Looking for me, I take it? Well, <em>bonjour</em>, I am here!&quot; The VGMaster says.<br /> <br /> &quot;Put her down right now!&quot; The Vinny yells. &quot;Nah, I ain&#039;t really feelin&#039; that, m&#039;friend.&quot; The VGMaster responds. &quot;You see, I mentioned that it would require a few minutes before I could enact my devious plan. This is because I&#039;ve built a Cliaxium laser beam the size of about 60 cows. However, I knew that you would try to shut the device down before it was done charging, so I had to stall you. And stall you I did.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;So wait, how did you manage to move so fast?&quot; The Vinny asks. &quot;Advanced team lord technology, my dear The Vincent.&quot; The VGMaster responds. &quot;Using these advanced team lord boot things, I can propel myself forward by filtering the air and converting it into SuperAir (a patented product). The SuperAir is then expelled and I&#039;m given a speed boost beyond the capabilities of any mere human.&quot; &quot;That... doesn&#039;t make any sense.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;Shut up.&quot; The VGMaster retorts in a clearly witty fashion.53Tue, 02 Aug 2016 19:14:57 +0000Bibby: things are much, much more menacing when you can measure them in cow units.1Tue, 02 Aug 2016 22:17:35 +0000DustinVG:<p style="text-align:center"><strong>Episode 11: The Vinny Does a Stuff</strong></p><br /> <br /> &quot;I swear, put her down or a bad thing may happen to you!&quot; The Vinny said sternly. &quot;Like what?&quot; The VGMaster asked sarcastically. &quot;I&#039;ll never be absolute enough for you to know!&quot; The Vinny replies. &quot;I think I&#039;ll take my chances.&quot; The VGMaster says. &quot;We all know that The Vinny is a pacifist. You&#039;d never lay a finger on me. You&#039;re just bluffing.&quot; &quot;I&#039;d do lots of things for the people I care about.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;Let her go or I&#039;ll make sure you find out the full extent of that.&quot;<br /> <br /> The VGMaster suddenly makes a mad dash back to his headquarters. Not having access to the same sort of technology, The Vinny was powerless to keep up. However, he trailed behind the VGMaster dauntlessly, fueled by his sense of care and justice. Eventually, he reached Cliax Enterprises and carefully walked inside.<br /> <br /> &quot;He could have laid dozens of traps for me. I have to be careful.&quot; The Vinny whispers to himself. However, surprisingly, The Vinny finds no traps in his wake. There was almost a startling silence that covered the building. &quot;Strange, he had all the opportunity in the world to set traps, but there&#039;s... nothing. Not even a mouse trap.&quot;<br /> <br /> Eventually, The Vinny reaches the top floor. He walks inside and sees Vanessa, completely unbounded. &quot;What are you up to, VGMaster?&quot; The Vinny asks skeptically. &quot;Nothing.&quot; The VGMaster replies. &quot;I just thought about what you had said. I remembered you and I having grand old times back in Galliflorida. The way you used to stream silently and the way I&#039;d watch. We were such good friends.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;So... you really like her?&quot; The VGMaster asks. &quot;Of course.&quot; The Vinny replies. &quot;She&#039;s my friend. And I won&#039;t turn my back on any of those.&quot; Vanessa runs over to The Vinny and hugs him. &quot;However, Vincent, there is something I want to ask of you.&quot; The VGMaster says. &quot;Rule with me, Vinny. We can rule over this silly planet together as the magnificent team lords we always were.&quot; &quot;I&#039;m afraid I can&#039;t take you up on that.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;This thing has to stop. What you&#039;re planning isn&#039;t groovy.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Then I suppose you&#039;ll just have to die after all.&quot; The VGMaster says.53Thu, 11 Aug 2016 17:26:58 +0000Bibby:<span style="text-decoration:line-through"> no vilent it not the answer </span><br /> <br /> I see the VGMaster is planning un-groovy things, and only groovy things must be permitted to happen.1Sat, 13 Aug 2016 18:09:51 +0000DustinVG:<p style="text-align:center"><strong>Episode 12: The VGMaster Shoots a Thing</strong></p><br /> <br /> All of a sudden, The VGMaster pulls out a ray gun and begins firing away. &quot;Where does he get these?!&quot; The Vinny asks while running for his life. Now, The Vinny was, for the most part, a pacifist, so he had no intention to actually do harm to The VGMaster. However, it was... very evident something needed to be done.<br /> <br /> &quot;What&#039;s your plan?&quot; Vanessa asks The Vinny. &quot;Not sure. If I could just get that gun away from him...&quot; he says. &quot;You distract him and I&#039;ll try to use my whip to get it!&quot; Vanessa says. &quot;Good idea! That&#039;s using the smarts!&quot; The Vinny says.<br /> <br /> The Vinny stands by a small piece of rubble just tall enough to provide adequate cover. &quot;Hey, The VGMaster!&quot; The Vinny yells. &quot;Legend has it that you smell rotten!&quot; &quot;Alright...?&quot; The VGMaster says. &quot;And your mom was ugly!&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;Indeed.&quot; says The VGMaster. &quot;And StarTropics is an awful game!&quot; The Vinny says.<br /> <br /> Suddenly, The VGMaster&#039;s face turned red. &quot;You... take that back!&quot; he manages to sputter out, barely. &quot;I don&#039;t believe I will.&quot; The Vinny says. The VGMaster&#039;s barrage of lasers becomes quicker and more fierce than before.<br /> <br /> Vanessa sneaks up behind The VGMaster and slings her whip at his gun, knocking it to the ground. She picks up the gun and points it at him. &quot;Now, The Vinny is gonna deactivate your machine and you aren&#039;t going to try anything.&quot; she says. The Vinny heads over the the machine and hits the very lovingly labeled &quot;shut down&quot; button. Then he blows up the machine somehow just for good measure.<br /> <br /> The Vinny pulls The VGMaster up and looks him right in the eyes. &quot;I want you to leave this planet. Leave it and never return.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;But... where will I go? Galliflorida is gone.&quot; The VGMaster says. &quot;That&#039;s none of my concern.&quot; The Vinny sternly replies. &quot;You had your chance to come peacefully and you blew it.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Heheheheh.&quot; The VGMaster chuckles. &quot;As if you really thought I wouldn&#039;t have one last trick?&quot; &quot;What?!&quot; The Vinny yells. &quot;Vanessa, get back!&quot; &quot;This whole time...&quot; The VGMaster wheezes. &quot;This whole time, I had a secret little weapon. A small bomb in my pocket. It&#039;s nowhere near enough to destroy a planet, but I&#039;ll at least be able to kill you.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Get out of here, Vanessa!&quot; The Vinny yells. Vanessa hesitantly complies, looking back along the way. With the sound of rapid beeping, the Cliax Enterprises building explodes into rubble behind her...53Mon, 29 Aug 2016 22:30:50 +0000Bibby: sounds dangerous! I&#039;m glad that The Vgmaster was thoughtful enough to label the &quot;shut down&quot; button in accordance with Cliax Enterprises accessibility standards.1Tue, 30 Aug 2016 18:38:55 +0000DustinVG:<p style="text-align:center"><strong>Episode 13: Death of a Vinny</strong></p><br /> <br /> &quot;The Vinny!&quot; Vanessa screams at the rubble. She rushes towards it in the hopes of finding him, turning over every stone she can find. Eventually, she&#039;s about to give up, but a hand thrusts itself out of the rubble. Vanessa grabs it and pulls with whatever she can muster.<br /> <br /> As she had hoped, the hand belongs to The Vinny, but he&#039;s not in good shape. He&#039;s bleeding profusely and is missing an arm. &quot;Oh my god, you&#039;re-&quot; Vanessa barely manages to say. &quot;I know, I&#039;m not in the best shape of my life, am I? Heheheh.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;Why are you laughing?! You&#039;re missing an arm!&quot; Vanessa says, completely aghast. &quot;Yeah, but it&#039;s okay. I have ways of dealing with this.&quot; he says. &quot;Just carry me back to the TORTOISE, if you would.&quot;<br /> <br /> Vanessa drags The Vinny to the TORTOISE and gently sets him down. The Vinny looks at Vanessa as a subtle light begins to engulf him. &quot;What&#039;s going on?&quot; Vanessa says. &quot;You see, legend has it that we team lords have a funny little way of cheating death.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;It&#039;s called reformulation. After this process, I&#039;ll be back and fit as a fiddle. Well, sorta.&quot; &quot;Sorta?&quot; Vanessa says. &quot;Well, there&#039;s the tiny little snag that... I&#039;m kinda gonna be a different person. But still me. It&#039;s strange, trust me.&quot; The Vinny says.<br /> <br /> <p style="text-align:center"><img src="" title="" alt="" class="bbcodeimg" align="absmiddle" /></p><br /> <br /> Suddenly, the subtle light became more akin to a roaring fire of energy so bright The Vinny&#039;s face was conveniently not visible through it! It eventually subsides...<br /> <br /> <p style="text-align:center"><img src="" title="" alt="" class="bbcodeimg" align="absmiddle" /></p><br /> <br /> &quot;Ah. I feel like a new man! Possibly because I&#039;m a new man.&quot; says The Vinny. &quot;So, what do you think, Vanessa? Pretty groovy, huh?&quot; &quot;I-I... uh...&quot; Vanessa stutters. &quot;Huh? Do I have something in my teeth? I <em>do</em> have teeth, right? Is it my hair? I&#039;ll bet it&#039;s the hair. That&#039;s the thing with reformulations, really. I keep getting strange hair.&quot; &quot;No, it&#039;s... it&#039;s fine. You look fine.&quot; Vanessa says. &quot;I&#039;m just... a little shocked, is all. It feels like this day couldn&#039;t get any stranger.&quot;<br /> <br /> Suddenly, Vanessa started to rapidly drop in opacity. &quot;What?!&quot; she yells. &quot;What&#039;s going on now?!&quot; &quot;I&#039;ll bet I know.&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;Whatever The VGMaster was using to displace Cliax Enterprises in time must&#039;ve been destroyed. Now that time is returning to normal, you&#039;re being returned, as well.&quot;<br /> <br /> As Vanessa becomes more and more transparent, she solemnly asks the Vinny something. &quot;Will I ever see you again? After all this, will I even remember you?&quot; &quot;Maybe! Possibly. I don&#039;t know, maybe not.&quot; The Vinny says. Vanessa shakes The Vinny&#039;s hand as she fades away.<br /> <br /> &quot;Darn it, and I had this companion for about 13 episodes, too.&quot; The Vinny says dejectedly. &quot;Bummer. Oh well, moping about isn&#039;t doing much! Time to chill out in the TORTOISE and hardly ever reference her again until we have some kind of anniversary special or something!&quot;<br /> <br /> The Vinny cruises out to space and attempts to calm himself after those adventures. &quot;No place like deep space, that&#039;s what I say.&quot; The Vinny says to himself. &quot;Quiet. And there&#039;s nothing around ever to bother y-&quot; All of a sudden, the TORTOISE shakes. &quot;That sounded like an impact!&quot; The Vinny says. &quot;What could it possibly be?&quot; The Vinny pokes his head out of the TORTOISE, but it&#039;s okay because he has an... air shield... or something.<br /> <br /> He sees a foreign spacecraft stuck to the side of the TORTOISE. A somewhat small, armless creature emerges from it. The creature is purple and is wearing what appears to be military gear. &quot;Hey! Don&#039;t you know who I am? Watch where you&#039;re going! You know, if it&#039;s... uh... if it&#039;s not too much trouble.&quot; the creature says.<br /> <br /> &quot;what&quot; says The Vinny.53Thu, 06 Oct 2016 19:52:01 +0000Friendly Dictator: good stuff49Fri, 07 Oct 2016 08:45:01 +0000DustinVG: with that, Vinny Who is on hiatus. Or over. I really don&#039;t know.<br /> <br /> Perhaps in the future, it&#039;ll adopt more of a forum game style where different users write different episodes.53Sat, 08 Oct 2016 18:28:27 +0000Bibby: sensational finale to a sensational series! I&#039;m happy that the Who-ness of Vinny Who leaves open the possibility of a Vinny Who Season Two.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:6px">I suppose it&#039;s fitting that I bid farewell to Vanessa with a polite handshake instead of a prolonged kiss that occurs while highly romantic string music plays.</span>1Sun, 09 Oct 2016 13:45:11 +0000Fri, 25 Sep 2020 13:28:30 +0000