That is a great Fireball3k dream. It also has tremendous potential for conversion to video game format.

Last night I dreamed that I went to a New York Yankees game. I sat along the first base line at the Fantasy World Fake Yankee Stadium. Maybe it was a spring training game, because it looked nothing like Yankee Stadium. It wasn't a very big ballpark, but it was on a river. Some Yankees player hit a splashdown home run. Also, the game was delayed when a huge flock of birds occupied the diamond.

Also last night, I dreamed that I went to church, and only about ten people showed up. They asked me to preach, even though I hadn't prepared at all. I had something I wanted to discuss, but I don't remember what it was. I decided that it would be a good idea to keep it short and sweet. It was 11:37 A.M. when I started, and I wanted to be done by noon at the latest.

A few days ago, I dreamed that I decided to become a mailman as a part-time job to make a bit of quick money. I had no idea what to do, so on my one day on the job, I delivered very little mail. I quit very quickly. Apparently this job also involved getting on roofs - I guess people had mailboxes in their gutters in this alternate reality.

I also had a recurrence of the dream where I go to my old house to retrieve a box of unimportant goods that I left there (in my dream world). The house always has someone else living in it, but they're never home.

i keep having these really complex dreams that i'm not sure i can remember the entirety of when i'm sleep deprived. here's another that came from a nap this morning.

i had a dream that i explored two abandoned entertainment complexes that i somehow had a hand in. the first was much more recent: we called it the 2015 room since it was completed then. it was something like a family arcade inasmuch as there were all sorts of things to have fun with. there were arcade machines, ticket-printing games, and even some small rides like a small train track. i revisited this place and had a look at it, and it was utterly decrepit. no one had been there in a long time, and it brought back painful memories of seeing this place in its prime. however, the reason i was up there was because i was with a crew of maintenance people, and i succeeded in starting the ball rolling on renovating the room so that it could operate once more.

the second part may have been an extension of the first, but regardless. i dreamed then that i had been involved in starting something like a go-kart league. i keep wanting to say it was called the darda league, but darda is also the name of some pull-back scale cars that i had when i was a kid, so who knows. regardless, this was how it worked- they were these little buggies with small engines on them that were big enough for two kids to fit into. i don't think you had to have two people in the carts to compete, but still. anyway, there would be these complex tracks you'd race on, both indoor and outdoor. they had gotten so popular that you'd have events for these things just about every weekend, and in the dream, i had great memories of driving these things as a child despite being a kid when i started it.

i believe the first track was one some friends of mine and i set up out in the country. it wasn't very complex, but it drew a lot of people who wanted to play. as a result, they built a few courses in my hometown, which i had great memories of riding on and watching events at. you'd do a race, then at the end you'd have a trivia question or puzzle you had to solve. they gave you a question and six answers to pick from, and you'd have to order them from most likely answer to least likely answer. depending on how close the right answer was to the first spot, you'd get more points. in any event, the league was run by this hot latina lady who turned out to have mob ties, and she got assassinated for doing something to said mob. it was probably this combined with the racing thing being a fad that meant it went out of style in a year or two.

anyhow, i remember in the dream that i got really nostalgic for this league, and went to check out what the old locations of the tracks looked like now. many of them were still part of family fun centers and the like, but had been replaced with new things. i did manage to find one abandoned course, and i found out that it even had experienced a revival in activity... one that ended in 2016.

that's omitting a lot of detail, but the point i want you to take away is that this dream had a severely nostalgic feeling throughout.

Fireball3k: This is a slightly late response, but that is another great super-detailed FB3k dream.

A couple of nights ago, I dreamed that I got a job as a teacher's assistant at a slightly sketchy local high school . It was the first day of a single-semester AP Criminal Justice class. This is peculiar, because the College Board does not offer AP classes in Criminal Justice. Regardless, my job was to read tests and quizzes to people (whether because they're ESL, they have a learning disability that affects their reading skills, or they have a visual impairment). I peeked at the first quiz and saw that it looked very corny.

As part of this job (as with nearly every other job on the planet), I sometimes needed access to a computer. My laptop is literally falling apart and would probably die for good if I attempted to take it any farther than my real-life desk, so I had to use the computer in the classroom. It was an aging Windows 7 machine. Whenever anyone turned it on, the NFL on FOX theme song would begin to play at a moderately high volume - loud enough to get everyone distracted for a bit. When I first turned it on, I had a hard time figuring out how to get the music to stop. I closed Windows Media Player, but it still took a while to figure out how to get it to stop.

There weren't many students in this class. I guess nobody wanted to take a fake "AP Criminal Justice" class if they could avoid it (even though college-level Criminal Justice programs have a reputation for being rather easy). I recall seeing a black dude with a lot of 'tude, a nice but dumb white girl who wore a short-sleeved maroon dress, and a nonbinary person who naturally had a mix of blond and red hair. Perhaps one or more of these characters will appear somewhere in Career Fantasy.

Also, I keep getting really iffy-quality dream jobs.

3/5 Edit: Fixed a dumb usage error. You didn't see anything.
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Edited by: Bibby , Mar 5th, 2018 @ 11:03 pm

I had a very, very, very strange dream today.

I was riding a school bus that my grandmother was driving (something that hasn't actually happened since I was in elementary school, I believe) and was standing up behind her seat. Everyone else on the bus was standing, too. I saw her pull her phone out and check something, but then right at that moment a car pulled out in front of her and it got hit out of the way. It scared the bajeezus right out of her, and she lost control and plowed through a nearby house. There was no resistance from said house; the bus just powered right on through. Pretty much immediately afterwards I started trying to talk her into turning herself in, and then everyone on the bus crowded up at the front as if they were in support of this. May be worth noting that I recognized absolutely none of the students on the bus.

When we got to the police department (this was a jump cut in my dream, as well), which for some reason looked more like a hospital, there was a news thing on a small-ish wall mounted widescreen TV showing what had happened. On display were mysteriously acquired cinematic shots of both the car hit and the carnage at the house. Among those affected in this incident was 3D Chester Cheetah (the actual fictional character who somehow existed outside of commercials), who was in that house at the time of the plowing. He managed to survive and make an appearance in front of the news camera, but his frontmost teeth were less than fortunate. Apparently they were compromised as a result of where he was in that house when it all went down. Ouch. Dream ended there, because my folks had just returned home and blew the horn to summon me for something.

I don't know why an ad kitty for snack foodables was floating around in my subconscious, but apparently it was.
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Edited by: Miles , Mar 5th, 2018 @ 10:40 pm

The above post has an especially great collection of Miles-isms. I almost lost it at "the car hit", as well as "ad kitty for snack foodables".

A few nights ago, I dreamed about Ice Fencing - basically, participating in swordfights while skating at an ice rink. This activity requires excellent balance. Everybody used big medieval-style blades rather than regular fencing equipment, but nobody got hurt.

Last night, I dreamed that I took home a girl I vaguely knew many years ago ("many years ago" meaning "I haven't heard anything from her since 2003"). Our dreamy encounter was somewhat romantic, but we didn't do anything steamy - we just hung out for a while.

Also last night, I dreamed about building things with Legos. I converted a castle I made when I was little so it would be on stilts (to prevent it from getting soaked in the event of Lego Storm Surge, I suppose). I built a cute little Lego ladder so Lego people could climb up to the doorway.

I can explain where the first and third dreams came from (some combination of the Winter Olympics, Fire Emblem games, and going to a beachy place), but I have no idea what made me think of the young lady I hadn't seen since 2003. (For the record, I Googled her and it looks like she's in a serious relationship with somebody who's not me - and she lives in a distant land, too.)

I dreamed that I was on my computer. Just doing the everyday tasks. Just, nothing was right.
When I went into my bookmarks, there was nothing. just a black void.
I checked discord. All my contacts were gone.
I checked my bank account. Funds were negative.
Checked the various online forums. Nothing.
Checked my Email. Contacts an emails were gone, except one message: "Are you proud of yourself?"

When I clicked on it, There was a bright flash, then I woke up.
The words "I'm sorry" echoing in my mind.

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Edited by: The_Shadow , Apr 2nd, 2018 @ 9:57 pm

A couple of nights ago, I dreamed that I cuddled with a cute girl in a mansion full of spiders.

Apparently I was staying in a large vacation home that I shared with many other people. This place hadn't been used in a long time, so some of the hallways were completely blocked by spider webs. I had to use a stick to poke a hole in their arachnid domicile so I could make it to my room.

During this vacation, I met a cute girl* and we had a slightly romantic time. Nothing explicit happened, though.

* I don't think I've ever seen this cute girl before, but she may be vaguely similar to someone I saw on one of those Instagram story thingies. This cute girl is the friend of one of the model-like people I sort of know.

Here's a very short one because I only remember the tail-end of this one, but I find it amusing.

Have you ever dreamed about watching streams, of all things? I was watching someone play a very different version of the PS2/Xbox Spider-Man 2 (it looked like a generational leap ahead, graphically).

Not too long after a combat encounter on a weirdly placed stairway, they jump out of said stairway into an open area and stop for a moment and we all then notice something happening in the background, which the streamer dude quickly calls attention to with an "Umm". In the distance, just visible in the lower right corner of the screen, there was an enemy dude that had been incapacitated earlier by an electrical trap (he was still showing some "electric" effects). What made it funny was the fact that some generic NPC pedestrian's AI had wigged out, and so this random generic dude just kind of starting stepping on the electrified guy and standing there, occasionally turning around but not ever really moving. He wasn't electrified as a result or anything because this dream game apparently wasn't developed with that situation in mind, but it looked funny. Just suddenly some electrified bad guy is getting stepped all over by a random dude. The stream ends there, after a good string of "Umm... Maybe you shouldn't do that. That's probably not a good idea." (etc) and then an outro by the stream guy.

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The next stream, somehow in the same dream but on a very different day entirely, begins. He loads up his save file which has the player standing in the same place and the camera facing the same direction. The incapacited dude is still there, but he is no longer showing the electrical effects and the random NPC guy from before is not there. But it's not long until another random dude shows up and starts doing the same thing; he gets stuck there, just standing on top of the bad dude and occasionally turning around (but not moving laterally; so he's effectively just stomping on the guy.) The streamer reacts appropriately, "UMM..!"

The dream ends there. I woke up prematurely due to my nose being a jerk and being blocked, so I had to manually resume proper breathing.

I had a dream that I was messing around inside SMB1 on NES and found the value that controls the level type an music. I messed around with switching levels between the various types of overworld, castle, underground, underwater, and sky.
I moved on to the music part of things, and came across what sounded like an extended 1-up sound. Trying to make sense of this I had set it to play at the end of the bonus area.
I woke up shortly after this, to find something rather interesting in my recommended videos on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2wws5sb-zA the exact same jingle I heard in my dream. Likely a coincidence, but strange nonetheless.